Posted tagged ‘travel’

ALL ABOARD

June 30, 2012

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All Aboard

 

                                        This Train Is Bound For “?”

 

          When yet I was still a baby, my mother pulled me from her breast.

 

          She handed me to the conductor. Who said, “I’ll take care of the rest.”

 

          I remember the words of my mother, “It is your life baby do your best.”

 

          The conductor smiled and said, “I can look at this one he will pass the test.”

 

          He then told my mother, “Get on with your life, you have other stops to make.

 

          This one you have given for me to take.”

 

          I waited quietly and soon from the station my train pulled out.

 

          With the sudden jerk and moan it caused me to begin to pout.

 

           The conductor shouted,

 

          “Hush it only takes a while to learn to do without!”

 

          At the beginning, the old train moved very slow.

          Occasionally, I would hear the whistle blow.

 

          The powerful engine had many cars in tow.

 

          Time passed, and I was crawling to and fro.

 

          I didn’t know it at the time but the train of life starts with many cars in tow.

           

          However, with the passing of years one by one, it loses its tow.

 

          As a boy for the very first time I saw it snow.

 

          Still the massive train was under such a duress it had to strain to move even slow.

 

          I ask the conductor, “Why do we have to move at such a snail pace, always going so slow.”

 

          He smiled, “My boy a life time is a massive tow.

 

          Fear not though soon we will be moving faster.”

 

          As always, he was right, and soon time had become my master.

 

           As a middle-age man I peered out the windows to see where I cast my seed.

 

          I sighed and thought, “I should have pulled more weed.

           Then as an old man I cried out to the conductor, “Can’t you slow this damnation speed.”

 

          He ignores me and announces in a loud voice, “Final stop just a head”

 

          With a moan, I shouted, “What do you mean final stop just ahead?”

 

          “It’s the end my friend, right around the next bend.”

 

           He looked at me, “Now, now don’t you pout!

 

            After all you choose this route.”

 

         As we rounded the next curve I once again peered out the window to find all the cars other than mine had vanished. Over the years, they had one by one dropped off.

 

          I turned to speak to the conductor my life-long companion. To my amazement, he was no longer about.

           

             At last, it was only me to face this final bout.

 

          Then the train passed into a dark tunnel.

 

          Out the window I squinted my eyes attempting to look my best.

 

          Suddenly, there was a light I had passed the test. 

 

I THINK I AM A LIBERTARIAN

November 16, 2010

I think I am a libertarian. In fact I think I am such a libertarian that I may possibly make Sarah Pallin look like a liberal.

Just to give you a brief over view here is a little of what I think.

Airlines should decide how much security they want to have. For an example if airline (One) thinks the terrorist thing is blown out of proportion they could advertise no security checks at all before boarding. They would then place large signs around their gate areas that read. Board At Your Own Risk.

You check in and get in line to board. There is a man with a rather large object stuck down the front of his pants. You decide do I board or not. Tickets would be non refundable of course.

His friend would have on a build up shoe even though both his legs are the same link. His wife would look uncomfortable as she adjusts her huge 66-inch boobs.

Nobody looks inside anyone’s carryon. If the bag is too big and want fit simply leave the door open on the overhead compartment. This is freedom.

Airline (2) might run an ad that says they will guarantee you an explosive free flight up to fifty percent.

They would do a baggage check and make you walk through a metal detector. On this flight you still could talk on your cell phone while taking off and landing.

Airline (3) would require everything that is required today plus you would have to stand on your head while having a cavity search. They would have to give you in writing a guarantee that no one would blow you out of the air on your trip.

In short it should be up to the individual of just how much freedom they are willing to give up to be safe.

Don’t even ask me what I think of non-smoking areas.


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