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ALL ABOARD

June 30, 2012

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All Aboard

 

                                        This Train Is Bound For “?”

 

          When yet I was still a baby, my mother pulled me from her breast.

 

          She handed me to the conductor. Who said, “I’ll take care of the rest.”

 

          I remember the words of my mother, “It is your life baby do your best.”

 

          The conductor smiled and said, “I can look at this one he will pass the test.”

 

          He then told my mother, “Get on with your life, you have other stops to make.

 

          This one you have given for me to take.”

 

          I waited quietly and soon from the station my train pulled out.

 

          With the sudden jerk and moan it caused me to begin to pout.

 

           The conductor shouted,

 

          “Hush it only takes a while to learn to do without!”

 

          At the beginning, the old train moved very slow.

          Occasionally, I would hear the whistle blow.

 

          The powerful engine had many cars in tow.

 

          Time passed, and I was crawling to and fro.

 

          I didn’t know it at the time but the train of life starts with many cars in tow.

           

          However, with the passing of years one by one, it loses its tow.

 

          As a boy for the very first time I saw it snow.

 

          Still the massive train was under such a duress it had to strain to move even slow.

 

          I ask the conductor, “Why do we have to move at such a snail pace, always going so slow.”

 

          He smiled, “My boy a life time is a massive tow.

 

          Fear not though soon we will be moving faster.”

 

          As always, he was right, and soon time had become my master.

 

           As a middle-age man I peered out the windows to see where I cast my seed.

 

          I sighed and thought, “I should have pulled more weed.

           Then as an old man I cried out to the conductor, “Can’t you slow this damnation speed.”

 

          He ignores me and announces in a loud voice, “Final stop just a head”

 

          With a moan, I shouted, “What do you mean final stop just ahead?”

 

          “It’s the end my friend, right around the next bend.”

 

           He looked at me, “Now, now don’t you pout!

 

            After all you choose this route.”

 

         As we rounded the next curve I once again peered out the window to find all the cars other than mine had vanished. Over the years, they had one by one dropped off.

 

          I turned to speak to the conductor my life-long companion. To my amazement, he was no longer about.

           

             At last, it was only me to face this final bout.

 

          Then the train passed into a dark tunnel.

 

          Out the window I squinted my eyes attempting to look my best.

 

          Suddenly, there was a light I had passed the test. 

 

TWO FOR ONE WEDNESDAY

February 9, 2010
Sitting together on a train was Obama, George Bush Jr., a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds
later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright
red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and
she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks:
Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but
missed and  fondled the old lady and she slapped him.

Obama thinks:
Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She
tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

George Bush thinks:

I can’t wait for another tunnel, so I can smack
Obama again
YOUR SECOND WEDNESDAY TREAT

Get a chance check this blog out. Chamblee has some great pic’s along with a pretty strong opinion about things.

http://chamblee54.files.wordpress.com

A Train Bound For?

March 21, 2009

All Aboard.

 When yet I was still a baby, my mother pulled me from her breast.

She handed me to the conductor whom said, “I’ll take care of the rest.”

I remember the words of my mother; “It is your life baby do your best.”

 The conductor smiled, “I can look at this one he’ll pass the test.

“Get on with your life, you have other stops to make. This one you have given for me to take.”

Soon the station my train pulled out. With a sudden jerk and moan, it caused me to begin to pout.

I heard the conductor shout,

“Hush, it want be long before you learn to do without!”

The train started very slow.

Occasionally I would hear the whistle blow.

The powerful engine had many cars in tow.

Time passed and I was crawling to and frow.

As a child, I watched a distant crow.

 I thought to myself, He flies so very, very low.

I didn’t know it at the time but the train of life starts with many cars in tow.

Yet, with the passing of years one by one it looses it’s row.

As a boy for the very first time, I saw it snow.

Still the massive train was under such a stress it had to strain to move even slow.

I ask the conductor why do we constantly move so slow.

He smiled, “My boy a life time is a massive tow.

“Fear not though soon we’ll go faster.”

He was right, soon we moved much faster.

Causing time to became my master.

As a middle age, man I peered out the window to see where I cast my seeds.

I suddenly wished I had slowed and pulled the weeds.

Then as an old man I cried out, “Can’t you slow this damnation speed.”

He ignored me and announces in a loud voice, “Final stop just ahead”

“What do you mean final stop just ahead?”

“The end”

“ Right around the next bend.”

“Now, now don’t you pout!

“After all you chose the route.”

I again peered out the window to find all the cars are gone.

Then it was  only I to face the final bout.

I looked back to find the conductor. Even he was no longer about.

The train passed into a dark tunnel. Out the window, I strained my eyes and looked my best

Then I saw the light, I had passd the test.

ggs


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