Posted tagged ‘life’

ALL ABOARD

June 30, 2012

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All Aboard

 

                                        This Train Is Bound For “?”

 

          When yet I was still a baby, my mother pulled me from her breast.

 

          She handed me to the conductor. Who said, “I’ll take care of the rest.”

 

          I remember the words of my mother, “It is your life baby do your best.”

 

          The conductor smiled and said, “I can look at this one he will pass the test.”

 

          He then told my mother, “Get on with your life, you have other stops to make.

 

          This one you have given for me to take.”

 

          I waited quietly and soon from the station my train pulled out.

 

          With the sudden jerk and moan it caused me to begin to pout.

 

           The conductor shouted,

 

          “Hush it only takes a while to learn to do without!”

 

          At the beginning, the old train moved very slow.

          Occasionally, I would hear the whistle blow.

 

          The powerful engine had many cars in tow.

 

          Time passed, and I was crawling to and fro.

 

          I didn’t know it at the time but the train of life starts with many cars in tow.

           

          However, with the passing of years one by one, it loses its tow.

 

          As a boy for the very first time I saw it snow.

 

          Still the massive train was under such a duress it had to strain to move even slow.

 

          I ask the conductor, “Why do we have to move at such a snail pace, always going so slow.”

 

          He smiled, “My boy a life time is a massive tow.

 

          Fear not though soon we will be moving faster.”

 

          As always, he was right, and soon time had become my master.

 

           As a middle-age man I peered out the windows to see where I cast my seed.

 

          I sighed and thought, “I should have pulled more weed.

           Then as an old man I cried out to the conductor, “Can’t you slow this damnation speed.”

 

          He ignores me and announces in a loud voice, “Final stop just a head”

 

          With a moan, I shouted, “What do you mean final stop just ahead?”

 

          “It’s the end my friend, right around the next bend.”

 

           He looked at me, “Now, now don’t you pout!

 

            After all you choose this route.”

 

         As we rounded the next curve I once again peered out the window to find all the cars other than mine had vanished. Over the years, they had one by one dropped off.

 

          I turned to speak to the conductor my life-long companion. To my amazement, he was no longer about.

           

             At last, it was only me to face this final bout.

 

          Then the train passed into a dark tunnel.

 

          Out the window I squinted my eyes attempting to look my best.

 

          Suddenly, there was a light I had passed the test. 

 

LIFE AND TOILET PAPER

July 25, 2011

Life and Toilet Paper

 

I recently read where a man described life as a roll of toilet paper. The closer to the end the faster it goes.

 

I thought he made a good point. We measure time by the sun and for most of us the clock on the wall.

 

If you can, imagine it stayed sunny all day and there were no clocks. Your only means of telling time was how it felt to you.

 

With that in mind, think back to when you were a kid and your whole life was a head of you. Remember those long summer afternoons. You could start and finish two projects before the sun went down,

 

I guess those afternoons s would have contained an extra few hours.

 

Do you remember the month in between Thanksgiving and Christmas? That month must have held at least sixty-three days.

 

Then there were the last two weeks of school. Those two weeks most likely held thirty days.

 

Now that you are grown. I am sure the average month has less than two weeks. After all, I hardly get my power bill paid before it is due again.

 

For you that have reached and passed your mid-life years. No one knows how many months those years held. One day the hours were passing like a race car. The next you were sure times had come to a complete halt.

 

The year between my forty-ninth birthday and my fifth had exactly twelve months in it. Every year since has one less month that the year before it.

 

My great granddaddy lived to ninety-seven. I bet he felt like he was getting up in time to go to bed.

FINDING HAPPINESS

July 8, 2011

Question.

What do you think about life coaches and life books? They both want to explain how to get more out of life. Do you ever feel like your life is out of control, and everyone else seems to have a handle on theirs?

Do yourself a favor and read the Book of Ecclesiastes. It’s over around psalms and proverbs if you haven’t been there lately.

Solomon wrote short and to the point on how he saw life. It was interesting that he was an old man when he penned this. He was looking back and not forward. Remember he was the wisest man who ever lived. The way I read it. Life at best is a mess. It can go down hill in a moment. He does make it clear though even at its worse it is still worth living.

He wrote at one point it was better to be a living dog rather than a dead lion.

Alright, let’s get back to my question. If Solomon couldn’t figure out life, how is some nut on the TV going to?

Tomorrow I will give you the answer to true happiness It will not be what you think.

How Long Are you Going to Live?????????

May 20, 2011

Are you getting ready for the weekend? Ever wonder how long you are going to live. Check the nifty little calculator out below. It’s just a few questions and it only lt takes a minute. I should live to be 87. I am not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing.

http://media.nmfn.com/tnetwork/lifespan

A Poem

December 3, 2010

I once described my life as a train ride that traveled faster the older I grew.

I left something out of that story. The fact that the train pulled into every little whistle-stop along the way.

Sometimes it took or passengers that would become my friends or enemies. Sometimes it would load things. Houses,cars,jobs and so forth. Today it stopped and picked up a poem. The poem was wedged between a bunch of threats for bad luck if you deleted it and good luck if you forward it. I forward it not that I believe that much in luck.

It was simply a wonderful poem filled with truth. The closer one gets to the end the more this poem rings out with the truth it holds.

I do not claim this poem as my own in any way. I am simply passing it own as gift.

Around the corner I have a friend,

In this great city that has no end,

Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,

And before I know it, a year is gone.

And I never see my old friends face,

For life is a swift and terrible race,

He knows

I like him just as well,

As in the days when I rang his bell.

And he rang mine but we were younger then,

And now we are busy, tired men.

Tired of playing a foolish game,

Tired of trying to make a name.

‘Tomorrow’ I say! ‘I will call on Jim

Just to show that I’m thinking of him.’

But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,

And distance between us grows and grows

Around the corner, yet miles away,

‘Here’s a telegram sir,’ ‘Jim died today.’

And that’s what we get and deserve in the end.

Around the corner, a vanished friend.

Remember to always say what you mean.

If you love someone, tell them.

Because when you decide that it is the right time it might

be too late.

Seize the day. Never have regrets.And most importantly, stay close to your friends and family, for they have helped make you the person that you are today.


 

PENGUINS

November 27, 2010

A little tidbit of natural history…….

Penguins

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica – where do they go ?

Wonder no more ! ! !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an
extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.


If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of  the family
and social circle have been known to dig holes in  the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the deceased bird.


The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

“Freeze a jolly good fellow”

“Freeze a jolly good fellow.”

“Then they kick him in the ice hole.” !!!

You really didn’t believe that I know anything about penguins, did you!  :o )

gary

A Cold Beer on a Front Porch

April 14, 2010

I finished the book The Walk today. I must say it did have a surprise ending. I didn’t guess it and I am good at such things.

I would like to borrow one more quote from the book.

I do not know what lies beyond the horizon, only that the road I walk was meant for me.

Why is it we think we have to know everything? We plan our lives out in detail and then get bent out of shape when our plans go wrong.

I am convinced we were simply placed here to live, praise God and enjoy the moment.

Still I even get caught up in the rat race. No, it isn’t a rat race. That would be an insult to rats. A rat isn’t worried about what he is going to wear or if the bills are paid. I suppose that makes a rat smarter and happier than we are.

If having every thing and having it your way can make you happy then only rich people should be happy.

I use to work at a dealership that set with in a block or two of the ghetto. Every now and then I would drive back there to remind myself that working yourself to death doesn’t buy happiness.

Ten o’clock in the morning there would be people setting on the front porch drinking beer and playing dominoes.

They would be laughing and joking away. Kids would be peacefully playing in the dirt and the smell of ham hocks would be floating out the open windows. No ulcers there.

I would then go back to the dealership and look at all the salespeople standing in the sun with their white shirts and ties on waiting for lunch. They would be all scared to leave because someone else might catch the customer when they were gone.

Their beer would come after a twelve-hour day out in the sun. Most of the time it would be drunk as they tried to figure out how to pay the mortgage that was much more than their budget allowed.

If they were a manager they may have set by a pool that their kids swam in thinking, if I don’t we don’t start selling something I am going to have to let the pool guy go.

You know I often thought then and I still think the guy on the front porch was the one that knew true happiness.

He worked when he could and trusted God for the rest.

It has been years since I have drank a beer but maybe if it was hot and I was setting on the front porch.

Maybe if I had just been dealt a good hand of dominoes.

Maybe if I was watching my kids or grand kids playing contently with something that didn’t take a battery to operate.

Maybe, just maybe if my wife was cooking ham hocks a beer at ten in the morning might taste pretty good.

What do you think?

Decision #9,847,654,328,787

March 7, 2010

I have been married forty years this very day. Not only is it amazing that I have been married that long in today’s times I have been a car salesman for most of that time.

It only took us one final decision of saying yes in front of the preacher and we were married. I have no regrets looking back. Have we made all the right decisions in the last forty years? The answer to that is a huge no of course. Have we made any right ones in the last forty years. I think the fact we have kids and grand kids proves the fact that we made many right ones. Two normal kids, I might add and five wonderful grand kids.

Still, there were trillions of decisions that lead us together. Then trillions more that have kept us together. Life is simply ripples on a pond. Then to complicate things there are others throwing million of pebbles in that pond each day.

Now if you and your friend have ever thrown a pebble in the pond you notice at some time the ripples collide with each other. Now take everyone you ever met and or came across in life and have them all throw a pebble in the pond. If that is not confusing enough add everyone, they have met and that has crossed their path or should I say ripple.

You see what happens to us in life is not only about our decisions but also about people that made decisions before we were ever born.

If you live in the USA today, you most likely had little control over this decision.

If I had never met my best friend I would have never met my wife. If I had not been on leave that month back in 1969, I would not have been home. The if’s go on for infinity.

The next time you gaze into the cosmos thinking how complex they are. Think about this. If you could figure them total out where they come from, where they are headed and what caused them to do what they are doing you would have spent about one second in eternity,

If you tried to figure out the same about your life eternity might not be long enough.

The Bible says we are wonderfully made and complex. Only God has the recipe of how we are created. Every time we figure out something new, we find another question. With that in mind try to unravel all the decisions you have made and how all the other decisions have effected you.

The fact that you read this whole post may have saved your life. It might cause you to be a second late for a green light next week, The one at which the guy on the other side runs because he is late for work due to decision someone else made.

If I saved your life today, I am happy. If I cost you yours I apologize. I apologize for not only me but also the millions and millions that came before me that placed me here at this time writing this blog.

By the way, Pam thinks for making the decision of saying yes on March 7, 1970.

SEASONS

June 1, 2009

How do you determine what season you are in today?

Maybe you know what angel the sun is. The exact length of day light. Maybe you simply wait for the weatherman to tell you.

My whole life I have made up the seasons by what holiday it is or what is happening in my life.

Summer may be a certain time of year for everyone else. For me it starts each year on Labor Day. The middle of summer is always 4 July for me. Summer ends and fall begins the day school starts back. Winter begins on the afternoon of Thanksgiving. Mid winter is Christmas day. Winter ends the last day of March. Spring starts the first day of April. You know April showers bring May flowers. It is odd how things stick in your head.

I even have seasons of my life. As I write this, I am in the fall. By the way, fall is my least special season. I am a summer person always have been. Life begins when you are born or conceived depending on your personal belief. Which ever you choose is when spring begins as for as I am concerned.

 Before you write back, I am against abortion. I was referring to the beginning only in terms of breathing outside the womb as for as seasons go. I am sure and I wouldn’t argue that we are planted in the earliest of spring. Now did I take care of that?

Any way spring goes from zero or -9 months to, we turn twenty-one. At that point, summer begins. It last until we are forty-five. As we turn forty-five we quietly or at least we should quietly move into fall. This seems the hardest transition for most of us. There is just something about summer we don’t like giving up.

The fall of our lives start here. It is a time of reflections. We look back at our spring and smile. Then we study what we sowed in the summer and what we harvested. Often there is both rows of joy as well as regret.

Between sixty-five and sixty-seven, we ease into winter. A day or two before spring gets here we move on were the next seed can bloom. So goes the seasons in my mind.

Then we go to where summer is forever. That is if we don’t mess up our first try at the seasons.

 Have a great day whatever season you are in today.

ggs

Life Unofficaly Explained

May 23, 2009

I know I said I was taking the weekend off but this was funny.

ggs

On the first day, God created the dog and said:

 ‘Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.  For this,

I will give you a life span of twenty years.’

 The dog said: ‘ That’s a long time to be barking.  How about only ten years and I’ll give you back the other ten?’

 So God agreed.

 On the second day, God greated the monkey and said:

 ‘Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.  For this, I’ll give you a twenty-year life span.’

The monkey said: ‘Monkey tricks for twenty years?  That’s a pretty long time to perform.  How about I give you

back ten like the dog did?’

 And God agreed.

 On the third day, God created the cow and said:

 ‘You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun,  have calves and give milk to

support the farmer’s family.  For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.’

 The cow said:  ‘That’s kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.  How about twenty and I’ll give

back the other forty?’

 And God agreed again.

 On the fourth day, God created man and said:

 ‘Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy life.  For this, I’ll give you twenty years.’

 But man said: ‘Only twenty years?  Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the

ten the monkey gave bac, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?’

 ‘O’kay,’ said God, ‘You asked for it.’

 So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.  For the next forty years we

slave in the sun to support our family.  For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain  the grandchildren.

And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.


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