Posted tagged ‘congress’

Memas

December 21, 2012

I think it is time we call Christmas, Memas. Lets face the truth. When Old Blue Eyes said I want it my way he was ahead of his time.

 

Today we both want and demand it our way. When growing up, I made a list of what you wanted for Christmas.

 

Mama  smiled, We’ll see what Santa thinks.” When you walked out the room she threw the list in the trash and got you what she could afford.

 

When you looked under the tree you forgot about what you ask for and was over joyed with what you received. Today people ask for money or cards where they can get what they want. They call ahead and let you know what they expect for Christmas dinner.

 

Can you imagine telling your grandmother what you would and wouldn’t eat.

 

Now take it to the next step. In our city the mayor decided to call the Christmas parade a mid-winter parade. One atheist said he refused to watch anything that had Christ in it.

 

I wrote the mayor and said I did liked the name and that I actually paid taxes. He somehow found out that I was a W.A.S.P. and didn’t take my request seriously. In case you don’t know what a wasp is. White Anglo-Saxon Protestant.

 

Then there are governors that say I like the name winter tree better so the rest of you can suck a lemon.

 

The president the congress and the senate all say me, me, me. Screw all of you tax payers. Don’t bother to tell me one side or the other is right. They are wrong and can’t any of them speak a whole sentence without using me or I.

 

You can’t get rid of your family but I just can’t understand why we keep reelecting these idiots.

 

If I don’t write again, have a Merry Christmas. Yes I said it and I mean it. If you don’t like it, don’t except it.

 

One last thing, are any of you allowing your children to set in the Mid Winter Man’s lap. Even sounds freaky doesn’t it.

 

 

 mother,

MY 2012 BUCKET LIST

March 10, 2012

My Bucket List for 2012

HERE IS ALL I WANT

Obama: Gone!

Borders: Closed!

Congress: Obey it’s own laws

Language: English only

Culture: Constitution, and the Bill of Rights!

Drug Free: Mandatory Drug Screening before Welfare

NO freebies to: Non-Citizens!


 

PICTURE IS WORTH 1,000 WORDS

January 19, 2012

 

Let’s Just Get Along and Compromise

August 11, 2011

Going along to get along. That is what Washington is all about today. No waves, just try to get what you can. Even if you know the best you will be able to do is split the difference.

What if you bought a light bulb, and it just tried to get alone with darkness.

What if your spouse said that I will try to be true half of the time.

I think you are getting the idea.

My congressman said if elected, he would make a change in Washington. I voted for him. I even wrote him and told him not to vote yes on the last debt deal. He wrote back and said he felt that they got a pretty good deal, so he voted for it. He was quick to point out that it wasn’t a great deal but one he felt he could accept.

I wrote back and told him I would like to sell him a car. It would break down after about 10,000 miles, but still it was a pretty good deal.

I went on to tell him to take me off his mailing list.

Ever heard of a woman who said. I am about half pregnant but that is just about the best my husband, and I can do. You know you don’t always get what you want so we decided to compromise. She didn’t get anything but a little fun trying.

We didn’t even have any fun.

King Hezekiah who many think was a very wise king said the following in Proverbs 25:26.
“Like a trampled spring and a polluted well is a righteous man who gives way before the wicked.”

I would send this to Greg Harper,( my congressman ) but he is too busy trying to just get along.

Look Who thinks it’s Christmas In August

August 2, 2011

Look out congress just got a extra trillion. They think it is Christmas in August. Here is a picture of some of them celebrating.

This is the equivalent of this family finding out they just got a $100,000.00 increase on their credit card.

Call my boss and tell him I want be in for a while. Ice down a case of beer we’re on our way to Disney World.

YOUR GOVERNMENT AT WORK

August 2, 2011

I HAVE NOTHING TO ADD. THIS CHART SAYS IT ALL.

A Rant

January 23, 2010

OK, are you ready for this. Congress just announced that they are going to look into the Bernie Madoff scandal. You know Bernie, under his watch fifty billion vanished into thin air.

Now, talk about the fox guarding the hen hose. In this case the fox himself has blown 1.5 trillion that doesn’t belong to him.

You have to love the congress.

No, on second thought you don’t have to love them. In fact you don’t even have to keep on putting up with them. Ask the good people in Mass. They are liberals and even they can only stand so much.

I say vote’m out come November. Vote’m all out till the place stops stinking. If the new ones don’t act right. Vote’m out.

The last I checked we still owned this country. If you don’t start voting them out you might not own it much longer.

gary

OPEN LETTER TO WASHINGTON

December 22, 2009

Dear Congress and President Obama,

I love the new health care bill. I think it is the best thing sense sliced bread. I think it is great that some states get extra pork. All the other ad-on just make it better.

Today I heard stock in insurance companies were up. You see they are getting a good deal out of this also.

I believe everyone should have great coverage. I am talking from cradle to grave. Just like the old auto workers use to have.

I am thrilled that congress has spent all this time and effort getting this bill through. I am so proud they would stay up late just to help us.

I wish you could have passed even more benefits. I wish some of you democratic senators had not been so hard to please. You see that way we could have poured billions more in this bill.

Ms Nancy, I am hoping your committee can hurry up and get this bill agreed upon with you friends in the senate. I do not want to wait a day longer than I have to for this wonderful coverage. Heck, if you can think of any thing else or any more pork add it to the bill.

Please, allow me to say, “Job well done you wonderful folks in Washington.

Oh there is one little thing though. I do not want to pay for this load of crap and I hear China is not too crazy about the idea either.

Now please make free coverage free for everyone. Another word don’t raise my taxes, fees or health premiums and don’t borrow from my children’s future.

Your friend,

Gary, the idiot that help elect some of you.

PS It want happen again.


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