Just wanted to say thanks to all that have bought my book in the last few days. I am humbled by the numbers. I hope you have enjoyed reading it as much as I did writing it. Again thank you so very much. I never guessed it would get off the ground so fast.
If you are interested please check it out at Amazon.
Several things have kept me from writing as late. The main thing I have been working on a new book. Check it out on Amazon and read a few chapters for free. If you like it down load it and tell a few people, If you don’t keep it to yourself. lol
Even if you don’t buy it I would love to know what you think.
I have read this before but I just had to pass it along.
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best
patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York, says, ‘I like to see accountants
on my operating table because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered.’
The second, from Chicago, responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.’
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, ‘No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.’
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: ‘You know, I like
construction workers…Those guys always understand when you have
a few parts left over.’
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when
he observed: ‘You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine..
Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.’
Since I was a little boy, I have heard that a nuclear bomb could wipe out of all life on this planet. That is all life but the cockroach.
I believe in the next four to ten-year life in the United States is going to evaporate. At least to the sense you will no longer recognize it.
It would be easy to blame all this on Obama. The truth is he doesn’t have that much power. We are a divided country that is involved in wars all over the world. Our economy is on the verge of crashing and grows closer to that each month.
No matter who is in office, there is a grid-lock. Nothing ever gets done except our representatives and few of their friends get richer.
Do you know who are the cock roaches that survive this political nuclear bomb are?
I know a half-dozen. They are blanketed against the most political turmoil.
Here is a profile of this new-age cock roach.
They have jobs. They work when they can find work and then only if it doesn’t interfere with their hunting or other enjoyments.
They normally don’t have a drivers license. Their last wreck or DUI took care of that.
They have the title to their old car or truck. They often got it by working for it or trading something they owned of value. Their modest home is normally rented and paid for in cash each week. Their addresses change two or three times a year.
Some do some don’t, but many commit petty larceny for pocket-money and emergency spending.
They draw no government check nor do they ever pay any taxes.
They have pay as you go phones. They don’t own a computer or even an email address.
They never spend more than they can earn or steal. The utility bill deposit is often in their dog’s name. They don’t register to vote. This means no jury duty. They live on the fringes of society.
Watch this group grow by leaps and bounds over the next few years. This leaves the rich to take care of the poor and the politicians to rob everyone blind. However, this group will survive. They are the new-age cock roaches. The odd thing there are everywhere, and most people don’t even see them.
It’s too early for Halloween but not too early to get in the mood. Hope you enjoy this story about a man and his brand new knife.
I took a walk last October eve
Hoping a ghost I might catch sight
The moon had not yet rose on this strange night
Suddenly I froze
I was scared to the tip of my toes
There in front of me appeared two eyes
Surely they must belonged to the dead
I suddenly wanted to be home in bed with the covers over my head
These spears of terror moved ever so slow, I imagined them belonging to a troll
I was now frozen in my tracks
Not able to will myself to turn back
From the darkness appeared a knife
I smiled with relief, when I saw it was only my wife
Still in shock I answered, “Hello wife”
“Goodbye” and with that she stabbed me with my knife
Let this be a lesson
Don’t enter the woods in October without your Smith and Wesson
If you do the ghost you desire to hear go boo
May just end up being you
A wife that you thought so true
May find herself feeling a little blue
Then when you least expect it, the blade will slice without a clue
I must close now, for I am on the path to hell
I hear my name chime with each toll of the bell
I am sure the devil can’t wait to hear this twisted tale
Good bye life
Good bye my wife
Be sure to wipe clean my new knife
I can’t say I know enough about Obama Care to say that I dislike it. With this said though my common sense tells me any thing the government get involved in will end badly.
I think of the camel sticking his noise in the tent. If he isn’t stopped he will shortly have his whole body in. The same with government and my life.
First they regulate just a little of what you are doing and soon they have taken over.
I base this on my own personal experience. I could write for hours on how screwd up the fed is but you most likely have heard it before. Good example though. NASA says to expect a possible large sunspoot. NOAH on the other hand says it is nothing to worry about.
Another example follows about two doctors. You might find this of interest. Especially if you like Obama Care.
Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require hip surgery.
The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day
and has a time booked for surgery the following week.
The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an
appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn’t
reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6
months from then pending the review boards decision on his age and remaining
value to society.
Why the different treatment for the two patients?
The FIRST is a Golden Retriever taken to a vet. The SECOND is a Senior
Citizen on Obama care…
In November if he and his Czars get another term we’ll all have to find a
good vet.
Alright, once again I find myself confused. This time it is about the so-called gay cookie. Tell you the truth, I didn’t know cookies had sexual preferences.
It seems as if Oreo decided to bake a cookie to celebrate gays. First allow me to say, Oreo owns their ovens and their cookie dough, so I suppose they can bake anything they like.
What I can’t imagine is why they would slap so many people in the face. Call them homophobic, haters or whatever. I call them customers. Are the gays and their supporters going to eat more cookies now just to make up the lost in the market? I doubt it.
I am in the car business. What if I ran an ad celebrating my love of fat women. Of course, I would show a picture of an old Lincoln. I would choose this car because it would be big just like them. This whole idea would be stupid. In this case, it would be an insult to BBW as well as much of my other clientele.
Same applies to a gay cookie. Say that they simply ran off 30% of the customers. To me that is a stupid move.
First thing you are taught when you’re getting into sales. Never talk about religion or politics and avoid sports at all cost. If you don’t you will loose way more sales than you make every time.
Still maybe I got this wrong. After all I have a small car lot, and they control most of the cookie business in the world. I will end this as I started.
I am confused.
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