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Christmas Love Notes

December 18, 2012

I am not much on sharing my personal life on the blog. Today I feel in the Christmas spirit so I will.

 

Hi Sweetheart, 

I am sorry about getting into an argument about putting up the Holiday lights.  I guess that sometimes I feel like you are pushing me too hard when you want something.  I realize that I was wrong and I am apologizing for being such a hard-headed guy.  All I want is for you to be happy and be able to enjoy the holiday season.  Nothing brightens the holidayspirit like holiday lights!  I took the time to hang the lights for you today; and now I will be off to the hockey rink. 

Again, I am very sorry for the way I acted yesterday.  I’ll be home later. 

Love you 

gary
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Her response -
   

Hi Honey, 
 
Thank you for that heart-felt apology.  I don’t often get an apology from you, and I truly appreciate it.
  I, too, felt bad about the argument and wanted to apologize.  I realize that I can sometimes be a little pushy.  I will try to respect your feelings from now on.  Thank you for taking the time to hang the holiday lights for me.  It really means a lot.  In the spirit of giving, I washed your truck for you; and now I am off to the mall. 

I love you too! 

Pam
 
 
 
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Miss Eudora Welty and Me

December 3, 2012

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You may remember that I wrote earlier about my wife getting into Christmas. She loves the season. The tree goes up the day after Thanksgiving. We even made our mini trip to the town of Canton to see the lights already this year.

 

I don’t get started quiet so early. My Christmas season begins the night I start reading a book named Christmas Stories From Mississippi. My daughter gave me this book twelve years ago this Christmas. I read it every year. I start in early December and try to stretch it out until at least Christmas eve.

 

It starts with a story written by Eudora Welty and ends with Christmas Revisited written by Willie Morris. Both of these are well-known Mississippi authors. Its packed with stories and essays by other authors from Mississippi not as well known.

 

To me reading this book is like going to your grandmother’s house on Christmas day and seeing all your aunts and uncles you haven’t seen since last Christmas. With this said, Willie is my favorite and Eudora is like the aunt that keeps telling the kids quiet down and set up straight at the table.

 

Maybe I am aging but Miss Welty is growing on me. Last night as I read her account of an old black woman going to Natchez to get medicine for her sick grandson I almost found myself glad to see her after a year.

 

In the past I read her story to get to the next. If you don’t know Eudora Welty she is very well-respected in the literary world. She actually grew up lived and died within twenty-mile of my house. I once read Delta Wedding by her. I didn’t like it.

 

Miss Welty has received honors from countries all over the world. In France she was treated as if she was one of their own. Go figure. Now we may know why a red neck from Mississippi doesn’t exactly line up with her.

 

The last story in the book is written by my favorite of all Willie Morris. It is titled Christmas Revisited  When I read the last sentence of this story. It is like saying good-by to your grandparents late Christmas day. Your tired and ready to go home to play with your gifts but still you can’t hardly stand to say good-by. After all it will be another year before everyone gets back together.

 

Again this is what make this book so great. Unlike life they all will be there next year the same age and exactly how you left them. Maybe the last page makes me sad because I know that my real family as well myself will be a year older.

 

Maybe I am just a big old sentimental slob.

 

Anyway I will end with a happy note today. Aunt Eudora and I have seemed to found a neutral ground.

Too Soon For Christmas

November 25, 2012

Christmas starts a little too early at my house. It actually starts the day after Thanksgiving to be exact. My wife loves Christmas. You might even call her a Christmas Addict.
Typically I have to work the Friday after Thanksgiving. That means I get to miss out on all the decorating. This year I was off so guess how I spent my Friday morning.
If you haven’t guessed, I will tell you. Hand me that, tack this there. Move it to the right. That is too far move it back some the other way. Not that way, the other way. Then there was get that down. Be careful with that.
Yes my friends, for me work is where I belong on black and dark Friday.
The afternoon was spent looking through piles of stomped on items at the mall. To her credit she did take me to a very nice restaurant. I had a bowl of soup and a $15.00 hamburger. I don’t guess any one told this place that it was Black Friday and they needed to reduce their prices.
Saturday night we went to a little town about twenty miles away. It is Canton Mississippi. It is a small little country town. To its credit there have been several movies made there. They call their self the city of lights. I guess the town square of lights simply wouldn’t sound as appealing.
The town happens to be the county seat. That means there is a very old court-house in the center of the town square. Unlike most little sleepy Mississippi towns ever store is filled. This tiny little town has 324 restaurants in it. I looked it up. The people are truly happy and fat. That of course is my kind of place.
Starting on Black Friday night until January the first every year the square turns into a huge Christmas scene.
My photography is almost as bad as my writing, yet I still decided to attach a couple of pics.










No Texting Please

November 12, 2012

Times sure have changed. My wife and I took my grandson out to a fairly nice restaurant the other night. It was a hibachi grill. Everyone sat around and talked and watched the chief.

Not really, that is how it would have happened a few years ago. This time my wife and I talked while everyone else at the table played on their phone. I mean everyone.

I don’t even know why the poor chief went to the trouble of doing all the tricks with the knives and spatchlers. Besides Pam and myself, no one else looked up.

When the food was placed on the plates most had to finish their texting before they could even eat.

I suppose I am getting old but whatever happen to talking to the person you are with?

I have a question. When I was in my teens, we went parking. This meant finding a secluded place and fog up some windows. What do they do now? Text someone else and talk about romance.

I agree with Einstein. You will see his comment in the last photo.




WHAT DID YOUR GRANDPARENTS LOOK LIKE

November 2, 2012

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13 SUCKS

November 1, 2012

My grandson and I share the same birth month. It is October. Our birthdays are within a couple of weeks of each other. That make me exactly fifty years older than him. He just turned 13. Right, do the math and you see I am 63 and have not updated my profile in a while.

Last night I thought back to when I turned 13. Like the title says 13 sucks.

When I was a kid, this is how life looked to me and most of my friends.

Birth – 5 You are a baby. The world revolves around you. You are happy.

6 – 12 you are a kid and everyday is a new adventure. Some excellent some not so pleasurable. You are happy.

13 you are a blank a negative more about 13 later.

14 When I was 14, you could get your license. A whole new world opened up. You were mobile and could get into all kinds of brand new trouble. You were very happy.

15 you got your first real summer job. It was normally doing something the high-school dropout labor refused to do. However, you had your own money. You were happy.

16 you met the girl of your dreams and fell in love. A month or so later she dumped you and were heart-broken. You day dreamed of killing yourself to get even with her. You could even see your own funeral. There was no hope. You could never forget her.

Two weeks later you met your second true love and forgot the first one’s name. You were happy.

17 you either got serious about school, or you dropped out and joined the service. This was a stupid idea but when you came home on leave, you could take your military ID and buy beer for yourself and your friends. You were happy.

18 you could now legally drink beer. You either started college or you got drafted. If you got drafted you could take your military ID and by hard liquor when on leave for yourself and friends.

If you went to college, you found someone with a fake ID. Either way you were happy.

19 you were standing somewhere. You might be standing in front of a judge deciding were to join the military or go to jail. You might be standing in front a preacher you never met before getting married.

You were doing this for one of the following reasons.
A. You were sure that you were in love.
B. The man standing behind you was going to kill you if you didn’t do right by his daughter.
C. Your girl friend was knocked up.

The one place you weren’t standing was in the room you grew up in. Somewhere between 18 and 19 either you moved out on your own or your daddy changed the locks and didn’t give you a key.
Either way you were happy even if it was for a short time.

Now back to 13. You are too old to get toys for Christmas, and you really don’t appreciate nice clothes.
You are too old to trick or treat, and you are too old to pass out candy. You are too young to roll yards, and you are a year away from driving.

You are old enough to keep the younger kids while your parents go out but too young to stay the weekend by yourself. In short, you are either too old or too young for anything. You are unhappy.

13 sucks

SOLAR FLARES AND OBAMA CARE

July 13, 2012

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I can’t say I know enough about Obama Care to say that I dislike it. With this said though my common sense tells me any thing the government get involved in will end badly.

I think of the camel sticking his noise in the tent. If he isn’t stopped he will shortly have his whole body in. The same with government and my life. 

First they regulate just a little of what you are doing and soon they have taken over.

I base this on my own personal experience. I could write for hours on how screwd up the fed is but you most likely have heard it before. Good example though. NASA says to expect a possible large sunspoot. NOAH on the other hand says it is nothing to worry about.

Another example follows about two doctors. You might find this of interest. Especially if you like Obama Care.

Tale of two Doctors

Two  patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same  complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require hip surgery.

The  FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day
and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

The  SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an
appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an  x-ray, which isn’t
reviewed for another week and finally has his  surgery scheduled for 6
months from then pending the review boards  decision on his age and remaining
value to society.

Why the  different treatment for the two patients?

The FIRST is a  Golden Retriever taken to a vet. The SECOND is a Senior
Citizen on  Obama care…

In November if he and his Czars get another term we’ll all have to find a
good  vet.

 

July 5, 2012

FIVE HORSES IS HER NAME

This is too beautiful not to share!
Five Horses Is Her Name
This is mythical and deep.
Truly beautiful…

A man asked an American Indian what was his wife’s name.
He replied, “She is called Five Horses”.

The man said, “That’s an unusual name for your wife.
What does it mean?”

The Old Indian answered,
“It old Indian Name. It mean…

NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!

ALL ABOARD

June 30, 2012

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All Aboard

 

                                        This Train Is Bound For “?”

 

          When yet I was still a baby, my mother pulled me from her breast.

 

          She handed me to the conductor. Who said, “I’ll take care of the rest.”

 

          I remember the words of my mother, “It is your life baby do your best.”

 

          The conductor smiled and said, “I can look at this one he will pass the test.”

 

          He then told my mother, “Get on with your life, you have other stops to make.

 

          This one you have given for me to take.”

 

          I waited quietly and soon from the station my train pulled out.

 

          With the sudden jerk and moan it caused me to begin to pout.

 

           The conductor shouted,

 

          “Hush it only takes a while to learn to do without!”

 

          At the beginning, the old train moved very slow.

          Occasionally, I would hear the whistle blow.

 

          The powerful engine had many cars in tow.

 

          Time passed, and I was crawling to and fro.

 

          I didn’t know it at the time but the train of life starts with many cars in tow.

           

          However, with the passing of years one by one, it loses its tow.

 

          As a boy for the very first time I saw it snow.

 

          Still the massive train was under such a duress it had to strain to move even slow.

 

          I ask the conductor, “Why do we have to move at such a snail pace, always going so slow.”

 

          He smiled, “My boy a life time is a massive tow.

 

          Fear not though soon we will be moving faster.”

 

          As always, he was right, and soon time had become my master.

 

           As a middle-age man I peered out the windows to see where I cast my seed.

 

          I sighed and thought, “I should have pulled more weed.

           Then as an old man I cried out to the conductor, “Can’t you slow this damnation speed.”

 

          He ignores me and announces in a loud voice, “Final stop just a head”

 

          With a moan, I shouted, “What do you mean final stop just ahead?”

 

          “It’s the end my friend, right around the next bend.”

 

           He looked at me, “Now, now don’t you pout!

 

            After all you choose this route.”

 

         As we rounded the next curve I once again peered out the window to find all the cars other than mine had vanished. Over the years, they had one by one dropped off.

 

          I turned to speak to the conductor my life-long companion. To my amazement, he was no longer about.

           

             At last, it was only me to face this final bout.

 

          Then the train passed into a dark tunnel.

 

          Out the window I squinted my eyes attempting to look my best.

 

          Suddenly, there was a light I had passed the test. 

 

THE GAY COOKIE

June 28, 2012

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Alright, once again I find myself confused. This time it is about the so-called gay cookie. Tell you the truth, I didn’t know cookies had sexual preferences.

 

It seems as if Oreo decided to bake a cookie to celebrate gays. First allow me to say, Oreo owns their ovens and their cookie dough, so I suppose they can bake anything they like.

 

What I can’t imagine is why they would slap so many people in the face. Call them homophobic, haters or whatever. I call them customers. Are the gays and their supporters going to eat more cookies now just to make up the lost in the market? I doubt it.

 

I am in the car business. What if I ran an ad celebrating my love of fat women. Of course, I would show a picture of an old Lincoln. I would choose this car because it would be big just like them. This whole idea would be stupid. In this case, it would be an insult to BBW as well as much of my other clientele.

 

Same applies to a gay cookie. Say that they simply ran off 30% of the customers. To me that is a stupid move.

 

First thing you are taught when you’re getting into sales. Never talk about religion or politics and avoid sports at all cost. If you don’t you will loose way more sales than you make every time.

 

Still maybe I got this wrong. After all I have a small car lot, and they control most of the cookie business in the world. I will end this as I started.

 

I am confused.

ggs


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